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THE COLLUM DOSSIER: An Exposé on the Doomer Who Has Been Wrong for 15 Years Straight

What follows is everything an informed reader needs to understand how Collum thinks, why his predictions always fail, and how the doom ecosystem around him keeps him permanently trapped in a worldview detached from reality.

1. HOW A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR TURNED HIMSELF INTO A DOOMER ORACLE

Collum is not stupid. 

He’s academically accomplished in chemistry, a field governed by deterministic laws.

But macroeconomics is not chemistry.

The disconnect between these two domains is the origin of everything that went wrong.

Chemistry:

  • linear

  • predictable

  • stable

  • governed by fixed laws

Macroeconomics:

  • nonlinear

  • probabilistic

  • adaptive

  • driven by psychology, liquidity, innovation, and policy

Collum entered the world of macro assuming his intelligence was transferable across disciplines.

It isn’t.

But instead of studying monetary systems, market structure, or financial history, he fell into the gravitational pull of:

  • Austrian economics

  • ZeroHedge

  • the gold-bug ecosystem

  • anti-Fed ideology

  • libertarian doom narratives

He absorbed ideology, not economics.

Once someone enters macro through ideology, they spend the rest of their life “finding evidence” to confirm the worldview they started with.

This is precisely what happened to Collum.


2. THE PSEUDOSCIENCE OF HIS “VALUATION MATH”

Collum’s most famous talking point is the idea that markets are “60–80% overvalued” and “must” revert to some 1950s-style valuation average.

This sounds analytical.

It isn’t.

His valuation framework collapses instantly under scrutiny because it relies on outdated tools applied to a world that no longer exists.

A. He treats valuations as physical laws

Collum assumes:

  • the CAPE ratio is timeless

  • Tobin’s Q is immutable

  • profit margins always revert

  • mean reversion is “mathematical inevitability”

But valuation metrics aren’t constants — they’re reflections of economic structure. And economic structure has transformed beyond recognition.

B. He ignores structural shifts

Modern markets operate under:

  • global capital flows

  • technological scalability

  • intangible assets

  • lower discount rates

  • network effects

  • higher long-term margins

  • drastically different sector weights

Collum rejects all of this because it contradicts his ideology.

C. He moralizes valuations

He uses language like:

  • “insanity”

  • “delusion”

  • “madness”

  • “absurdity”

This is not analytical language.

It is emotional.

When valuations contradict his worldview, he interprets them as a moral failure, not a structural reality.


3. HIS FED NARRATIVE IS FACTUALLY AND HISTORICALLY WRONG

Collum’s most repeated claim — arguably the centerpiece of his worldview — is that:

“The Fed is powerless.”

He has said it for 15+ years.

Reality disagrees.

The Federal Reserve — love it or hate it — is the most powerful financial institution in the global economy. It influences:

  • the risk-free rate

  • credit conditions

  • asset pricing

  • liquidity cycles

  • global dollar demand

  • crisis stabilization

  • corporate margins

  • leverage dynamics

Collum’s insistence that the Fed “can’t stop what’s coming” is not economic insight. It is:

  • ideology

  • nostalgia

  • emotional framing

  • a refusal to update

Every major crisis of the last two decades — especially 2020 — contradicts his narrative.

When the pandemic hit, Collum declared the Fed helpless.
The Fed then engineered the fastest market recovery in history.

He has never reconciled this failure.
He simply moved on to the next prediction.


4. THE FORECASTING RECORD: A BURIAL GROUND OF BAD CALLS

This is where Collum’s persona disintegrates completely.

From 2009 to 2025, he has predicted:

  • imminent collapse every year

  • market implosion every cycle

  • the “final phase” repeatedly

  • systemic breakdown on loop

  • depression-level conditions several times

  • catastrophic mean reversion annually

His forecasting accuracy is effectively 0%.

But it’s worse than that.

He’s not just wrong.

He’s perfectly inverted.

If you had taken the opposite of every Collum prediction since the Great Financial Crisis, you would be massively wealthier today.

Meanwhile, investors who followed him:

  • missed secular bull markets

  • missed compounding

  • sat in hard assets during decade-long stagnation

  • forfeited life-changing returns

This is not a matter of interpretation.

It is a matter of documented performance.


5. WHY HE NEVER IMPROVES: THE DOOM MEDIA ECOSYSTEM

If Collum is so consistently wrong, why is he still everywhere?

Because doom is profitable.

Fear:

  • captures attention

  • produces high engagement

  • keeps viewers returning

  • drives sales for gold retailers, crisis newsletters, and prepping products

The alternative-finance circuit is engineered to reward:

  • pessimism

  • absolutism

  • anti-Fed rhetoric

  • collapse predictions

  • moral outrage

  • simplicity over nuance

Collum is perfect for this environment:

  • confident

  • articulate

  • ideological

  • dramatic

  • consistent in his doom

  • never introspective

He’s not rewarded for being right.
He’s rewarded for being dramatic.

This ecosystem guarantees he will never update his worldview.
It is financially and socially safer for him to stay wrong forever than to admit error once.


6. THE PSYCHOLOGY: WHY HE CAN’T ESCAPE THE PERSONA HE BUILT

The most revealing part of Collum’s worldview is that it no longer responds to evidence.

His predictions don’t survive because they’re accurate.
They survive because they’re psychologically necessary.

Doom gives Collum:

  • identity

  • contrarian status

  • intellectual ego

  • audience approval

  • emotional coherence

  • the fantasy of prophetic insight

If he admitted he misunderstood:

  • the Fed

  • valuations

  • liquidity

  • earnings growth

  • market cycles

…then his entire persona would collapse.

So he can’t.
And he won’t.

His worldview has fused with his identity.

He doesn’t use doom to describe markets.
He uses doom to describe himself.


7. COLLUM VS. STATHIS — WHY THE COMPARISON EXPOSES EVERYTHING

Mike Stathis, an actual macro analyst with an institutional forecasting background, has dismantled every aspect of Collum’s claims:

  • valuations

  • Fed misconceptions

  • forecasting patterns

  • historical analog misuse

  • structural blindspots

Stathis calls out what doom media will never say:

Collum has no track record, no macro training, and no analytical discipline — just confidence and ideology.

This is why their scorecards look like this:

ATTRIBUTE COLLUM STATHIS
Forecast Accuracy 5 94
Financial Literacy 20 95
Understanding of Monetary Policy 5 96
Analytical Rigor 10 95
Intellectual Honesty 15 94
Track Record 10 98

The gap is not marginal — it is catastrophic.

Collum loses every category that matters.


8. THE S&P 500 VS. COLLUM’S WORLDVIEW

You want the hardest evidence?

Here it is:

If you followed the S&P 500 from 2009–2025, you are wealthy.
If you followed Collum, you missed everything.

The S&P 500:

  • created enormous wealth

  • adapted to crises

  • absorbed shocks

  • reached repeated all-time highs

  • reflected technological expansion

Collum’s worldview:

  • predicted collapse annually

  • denied every structural change

  • dismissed every recovery

  • ignored every liquidity cycle

His model never predicted reality because his model is not a model — it is a narrative.


9. THE FINAL VERDICT: HOW COLLUM’S WORLDVIEW COLLAPSED UNDER ITS OWN WEIGHT

Here is the full conclusion in plain English:

Dave Collum is not a macro analyst.
He is a doomer personality who confuses ideology with insight and has been wrong for so long that his worldview no longer reflects markets — it reflects psychological necessity.

His errors stem from:

  • misapplied intelligence

  • ideological rigidity

  • anti-Fed obsession

  • nostalgia for a world that no longer exists

  • disdain for modern finance

  • overconfidence inherited from his academic background

  • psychological need for collapse

  • a media environment that rewards fear over accuracy

The result is a worldview that:

  • cannot adapt

  • cannot learn

  • cannot self-correct

  • cannot produce accurate forecasts

  • cannot explain modern markets

He has cost investors fortunes, misled audiences, and hardened into a persona he no longer controls.


10. THE REAL LESSON FOR THE PUBLIC

The Collum story is not just about one man.

It is a warning:

Beware of forecasters who offer certainty in a probabilistic world.

Beware of:

  • doom prophets

  • ideology-first analysts

  • confidence without accuracy

  • academics outside their domain

  • people who haven’t updated their worldview in 20 years

Beware of anyone who needs markets to collapse in order to feel correct.

Because Collum doesn’t predict collapse.

He depends on collapse.

And that makes him dangerous.


FINAL WORD

If you want to see the future clearly, study reality — not the worldview of a man who hasn’t been right since the Bush administration.


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